- If you work in a company for 10 years, without promotion or raise in salary.
- When you fail BOTH maths and english in WAEC.
- If you slap a military man.
- If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.
- If you are an ARSENAL fan.
- When you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC.
- When you are stuck in an elevator with a Boko Haram sucide bomber.
- When you mistake super glue for eye drops.
- If a world class photographer takes a photo of you, edits it 20 times and you still look FUGLY
- You sign as a defender for an European club and your first task is to mark Lionel Messi.
- When a rat eats ONLY your name out of all your original documents.
- When your ONLY child, born after years of miscarraiges, joins the Nigerian Police force.
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