1. NYSC POSTING
Nysc Official : Akpors You have been posted to Aluu Village in Rivers state for your one year mandatory youth service! Congrats
Akpors : what! God forbid! I reject it in Jesus name! Is there no space in the North?
2. Teacher: name 10 wild animals?
Akpors: 5 lions 5 tigers!
3. FATHER- let me see ur WAEC result.
AKPORS-my friend just borrowed it, he wants 2 scare his parents....
4. Teacher: Who can state one difference btw a Bird & a Fly?
Akpors: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird!
5. Can anyone list the 3 ways to success?
Akpors: You eitherJogun (inherit wealth),
Jagun (work hard) or u Shogun (do jazz).
6. JOY: ARE YOU LEAVING ME BECAUSE I'M FROM ALUU?
AKPORS: YES,THE YOUTHS MIGHT SAY I STOLE YOUR HEART.
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